My neighbor acquired a thing

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/28/2018 at 22:26 • Filed to: 944

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Maybe the world’s cleanest 944. One-owner, garaged all its life. Apparently hasn’t been started in five years, though. But just look at it!!!

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Dem wheels hnnnnng


DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/28/2018 at 22:38

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That is absolutely stunning


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/28/2018 at 22:40

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Oh the wheels.....

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Kinja'd!!! Tristan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/28/2018 at 22:47

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So... Your neighbor has two cars now?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Tristan
04/28/2018 at 22:47

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Even worse — they have THREE!

[audience gasps]


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/28/2018 at 22:49

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Your neighbors are doing that windstar no favors having a car bra on.

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But they can pick them out some parshes.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > XJDano
04/28/2018 at 22:50

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This is in an alley, that car is someone elses


Kinja'd!!! CodyVella > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/28/2018 at 22:52

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Never understood people who ordered the 944 with that rear light bar. Just not my thing.


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/28/2018 at 22:55

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Wha-*faint*


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/28/2018 at 23:03

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Yes. Yes.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/28/2018 at 23:12

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Gib to Shop-Teacher!

There was a fairly clean 944 competing in the rallycross last weekend. Although it left slightly less clean.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/29/2018 at 00:00

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My coworker has decided that I want a 944. It doesn’t sound like a bad idea in theory but he isn’t exactly volunteering to help fix any of the Craigslist examples he emails all day.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/29/2018 at 00:06

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lol i have 4 cars and two bikes at my house now. good thing my neighbors never see me


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/29/2018 at 01:05

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I have urges toward those wheels that probably shouldn’t be mentioned in polite company.

Aren’t the 924s, 928s, 944s and 968s rejected in the Porsche community for being water cooled front engine cars?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
04/29/2018 at 01:09

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Yes. Yes they are. But who cares what snobs think.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/29/2018 at 01:38

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Clearly Porsche did, since they only do FR layouts in SUVs and cars that are almost SUVs now.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
04/29/2018 at 02:31

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whereas they are now water cooled rear engined cars.


Kinja'd!!! LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > CodyVella
04/29/2018 at 07:27

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It’s a reflector panel in the middle, easily removed. My buddy’s 944 came with it in the trunk, and I think I’ve successfully talked him out of putting it back on.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > pip bip - choose Corrour
04/29/2018 at 07:47

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I think it was more front engine than anything else, although there are certainly plenty that believe all real ones are air cooled.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/29/2018 at 10:13

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I was so affected by these wheels that I had to learn more about them...

The community calls them “cookie cutters” and they are the base wheel, but they’re usually black on this model. Silver ones were put on 911s of the era. The consensus is that the optional “fuch” wheels are more desirable as they’re more closely associated with higher end cars, but they were also, by far, the most common wheels these cars were ordered with in the US. Not only are the cookie cutters rarer here, but gold ones are likely quite rare.

So very sexy. I am now trying to find something similar that would fit my car, even though it is unlikely I’d buy them. These are definitely the wrong bolt pattern and too small to fit over my brakes... 


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/29/2018 at 10:21

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And it probably still needs the timing belt done.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
04/29/2018 at 12:05

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“I have urges toward those wheels that probably shouldn’t be mentioned in polite company.”


Kinja'd!!! Axial > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
04/29/2018 at 12:29

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The Panamera is almost an SUV?


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Axial
04/29/2018 at 12:33

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Compared to their other cars...


Kinja'd!!! Axial > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
04/29/2018 at 12:46

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I’d say it’s still closer to a 911 than it is a Cayenne.


Kinja'd!!! CodyVella > LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com
04/29/2018 at 14:29

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My ‘84 had one when I bought it, but mine said “944" as opposed to “Porsche”. Mine was also back lit by three small bulbs. I think the first thing I did was remove it and plug the holes.


Kinja'd!!! LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > CodyVella
04/29/2018 at 15:49

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I didn’t look at his carefully, maybe his also had some lights.